A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing: Husband : – My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant : – What is her height? Husband: - Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five feet tall.
Sergeant : – Weight? Husband: - Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : – Color of eyes? Husband : - Never noticed.
Sergeant : - Color of hair? Husband : - Changes a couple times a year . .. . maybe dark brown.
Sergeant : – What was she wearing? Husband: - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant : - What kind of car did she go in? Husband : - She went in my truck.
Sergeant : – What kind of truck was it?
Husband : - A 2014 Ford F150 King Ranch 4 X4 with Eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats, DVD with Navigation, 21 channel CB radio, 6 cup holders, 4 power outlets, custom floor mats, trailer package with gold hitch. Put on special alloy wheels and off road Michelin’s. My wife put a small scratch on the driver’s door.
At this point the husband started tearing up.
Sergeant: – Don’t worry …….We’ll find your truck…
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IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other: “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?”
“Outstanding”, Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques – visualization, association – it has made a big difference for me”.
“That’s great! What about the name of the clinic?”
Fred went blank. He thought and thought but couldn’t remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, “What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?”
“You mean a rose?”
“Yes, that’s it!”
Then he turned to his wife and asked: “Rose, what was the name of that clinic?”
Vui! :-)